





Practically the first thing travelers seem to become aware of in any country is the water quality. Everyone knows, for example, that you shouldn’t drink the water straight from the tap in Mexico unless you are jonesing for a case of Montezuma’s Revenge.
Arizonans who travel abroad sometimes tend to generalize this to all foreign countries. My mother once had a student ask her if it was ok to drink the water in France. My mother, bemused, assured the student that the EU had higher water quality standards than the U.S.
What is interesting to me is how much water quality varies among developing countries. Water purity seems to depend more on accidents of nature than infrastructure development. In Armenia, where the water comes from sources high in the mountains, everyone drinks tap water. The water in Armenia tastes better than Tempe tap water, and I don’t think I ever got sick from it. My friend Derek says it is the same situation in Kyrgyzstan, which is also a mountainous country.
Meanwhile, Russia, which has a per capita GDP about three times that of Armenia and twelve times that of Kyrgyzstan, has famously toxic tap water. Even in St. Petersburg you can get girardia (a wicked parasite that will have you running for the bathroom for several months) from drinking the tap water without boiling it. The Russian woman I lived with seemed to think there was something inherently wrong with drinking water from the tap, no matter how hard I tried to explain that in lots of other countries you won’t get sick from the tap water. (Of course, her solution was boiling water and putting it in a little jar with a silver spoon in it. Never quite figured that one out, but it seemed pretty gross to me, considering all the strange sediment that collected on the bottom of the jar.)
I think that one can entirely explain the Russian obsession with tea with their poor water quality. People there seem to think it is actually unhealthy and even weird to drink plain, clean water. (I know!!!) Meanwhile, tea is the elixir of life. Go figure.
The situation in Moldova seems better than Russia, but not by much. Locals and foreigners alike avoid drinking the tap water, opting for filtered water or store-bought water instead. Today I finally bought myself a water filter so I could stop lugging 5 liter jugs of water to and from the store every week.
Once you have a water filter, you must do the activity that Stephanie, my fellow Fulbrighter, calls “making water.” First, you have to boil the water to kill all the critters. Then, you have to wait for the water to cool and the pour it in the filter. Ta-da! Potable water.
I consider myself lucky to live in Comrat, actually. In Ciadir-Lunga, the next town over, water apparently comes out of the tap yellow. People have to go to special taps in the city center to get free water that you can actually drink. Yikes.
At today’s department meeting, war was declared on grade inflation.
Why?
One of the schools in Comrat hired a graduate of Comrat State University to teach English. Apparently, she’s not very good at it. Since then, officials from this school have been blackening the name of the university, saying that they won’t hire any more CSU graduates based on the performance this teacher.
So, people at the department are reasonably upset and trying to do something to stop this. They seem to think that grades are getting out of whack and so subpar students are graduating. What this means in practice is that nobody should give out perfect scores on tests anymore.
The problem?
Apparently the school that hired the CSU graduate in question never actually looked at her grades. If they had, they would have seen that they weren’t so good. They never thought to ask for references from the graduate’s professors. If they had, they would have heard that she wasn’t exactly a stellar student.
Now, I don’t want to say that the university shouldn’t put more effort into quality control. Of course we should be trying to improve the level of English instruction. That is obviously a worthy goal, and there’s certainly plenty of room for improvement in the English department (yours truly included).
But if you are going hire someone to work for you, you should do some due diligence and actually see if this person is WORTH HIRING. You can’t expect that every person holding a university degree is going to be a good teacher. If you’re not willing to go out there and do a little research on the person you’re going to be putting in front of a bunch of captive students, then it’s your own fault when the person you hired turns out to be less than what you expected.
Any time you’re going to be paying somebody money, whether it’s a teacher’s salary or a used car or a new computer, it’s best to remember what the Romans figured out 2,000 years ago: Caveat emptor.